Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Have You Ever _________________?


1. Have you ever found your child bathing them self in the bathroom sink?
2. Have you ever answered your front door at 8am, half asleep, to find your child standing there saying, "mom, it's cold outside?"
3. Have you ever had to put a two sided key lock on your front door because your child kept escaping with a dead bolt?
4. Have you ever had to attach a safety device to your sliding door, so your child won't open it and climb over the back porch to explore the neighborhood at 8am?
5. Have you ever overheard your neighbor ask your child, "does your mom know you're outside, or did you escape?"
6. Have you ever found your child trying to stuff paper plates in the toaster, pretending they are Eggo's?
7. Have you ever had a child weasel their way out of their car seat and climb into the front seat while driving down the freeway?
8. Have you ever watched your child drag their baby sister down the hall by her ankles before you could save her?
9. Have you ever watched your child run out of a park bathroom buck naked, yelling, "mom, I did it all by myself!?"
10. Have you ever had a child scatter two fist fulls of sand in your family room, brought in from outside?
I have and still LOVE the Rascal (but getting grey hairs from it!)

4 comments:

Allred's said...

Oh my gosh, I could probably say "no" to all these things...I am so sorry....what an adventure you have on your hands!!!

Ty and Marla Stevens said...

OH Sommer I will NEVER complain that Gunner is too busy ever again. You have your hands full! But we all LOVE that little Wild-man-Chan!

Anjanette said...

I don't know how you haven't gone crazy! Good luck keeping him contained.

Becky said...

Chan.... ha ha ha ha. He cracks me up!