Have you ever...
had to take your child over to the neighbors house so he won't escape and roam the neighborhood while you shower for the day (thanks Becky)?
found your child sitting on the kitchen floor, dipping his toes in his yogurt and then licking it off?
found your child ripping open Kool-Aide packets in the sink, then telling you he's making "memonade" (lemonade)?
watched your child lay on his stomach and try to suck up the water from puddles?
found your child in your make-up bag, putting mascara on his lips, as if it was lip gloss?
found your child trying to hide on the middle shelf of the refrigerator when playing hide-n-go-seek?
heard your neighbor ask your child if he's a billy goat because he puts everything in his mouth?
had to store all knives, (including butter knives) on top of the refrigerator because they are "swords?"
found your child's armoire cabinets broken into four pieces because he was swinging on them back and forth?
found your child cinching a belt, scarf, jump rope or cell phone charger around his neck because he's a dog, wanting to go for a walk?
I have and still LOVE the rascal!